My prayer for those seeking admission into UNILAG

1. May you suffer the annoying heat that DLI has to offer
2. May you strain your ears to hear the unwanted stories theat your lecturers would have to say
3. May you have to stand for lectures even when you get there by 7:30 am cos your colleagues would have to keep seats
4. May you get into brawls with your colleagues when they keep seats
5. May you have to do assignments that will not matter
6. May you walk under the hot sun to your faculties everyday
7. May the distance between your faculty and hostel be long
8. May you enjoy the companiy of the friendly giant mosquitoes in AKT
9. May you have to shout porter pump water cos he won't until you do
10. Against all odds may you come out with a first class